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"All I care about is the noise, cause the noisier it gets, the happier I’ll be when it all dies down.”
I.J Steinberg
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I never thought I would have one. Most people assume I don’t have one because when they look at me they see a mouth that never shuts and...
I.J Steinberg
May 3, 20184 min read
Cannabis, Cannibalism, and Comebacks
My dad threw car keys and a burrito at my mom. The keys cut her lip open and he got arrested. My dad threatened to divorce my mom and...
I.J Steinberg
Dec 26, 20148 min read
Wanting to Walk
I’m sorry. I wish there was something else I could do. This is the typical response that I give whenever I was asked to participate in...

I.J Steinberg
Oct 26, 20146 min read


Sparrow and Dove’s Dichotomy
I can’t remember everything. I never can. I can remember who is who though. On any given day I can remember who we are. The day my Mom...

I.J Steinberg
Oct 9, 20145 min read
I Never Stopped Talking
I remember when one of my buddies wanted Bloody Mary to be his girlfriend. I remember him saying her name three times in the mirror...

I.J Steinberg
Sep 22, 20144 min read


True North
I wish I had a different name. They should’ve taught me how your actions and name can dog you before I attended middle school. It was...

I.J Steinberg
Aug 1, 201416 min read
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